buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

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validatemypride:

dietchola:

THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

ive reblogged this like 18 times idk why I just laugh harder and harder the more I watch it

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andrewblushie:

REMEMBERING SOMETHING YOU HAD TO DO LAST SECOND

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(Source: lufioh)

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thealbinoweave:

do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it

(Source: vvestie)

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ne-yo:

justanotherskyscraper:

ne-yo:

I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”

Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum

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rneowies:

where has this been all my life

(Source: wagw4n)

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descepter:

Ever wonder what happens if you cry in space?

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kawaiians:

my mom refused to buy me ice cream because she said we need to go on a diet but she just walked in on me making a chocolate milkshake out of ice and cocoa powder and i saw it. i saw the fear in her eyes. im adapting and she knows that i will soon be unstoppable

(Source: niichainz)

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first day of school after the summer holidays

  • teacher: so who wants to answer my question? come on guys, it's the last topic we talked about before the holidays!
  • me: how do i hold a pen
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